Do I Care Which Celebrities Are Taking Viagra?

I've never been a big fan of the celebrity gossip television programs that always seem to interrupt my evenings, disrupting my ability to watch my favourite hockey games. But my wife always seems to take charge of the remote control whenever I have to excuse myself for a bathroom break. When I get back to my cozy chair, I am no longer watching the Calgary Flames versus the Vancouver Canucks. No, I'm listening to a story about Simon Cowell and his propensity for Viagra, and other male enhancement products.

Now, I'm sure at one point in my life, I'm going to have a greater interest in products that will help me keep my wife happy. There will come a time when it might become necessary to access these miracle man drugs in order to perform up to the same standards I am more than capable of sustaining at this time of my life. But until that date when I have to raise my hand and admit that my manly stamina has been compromised by old age, I'm not going to preoccupy myself with the deficiencies of other men (too bad so sad), or be overly concerned about the inadequacies of Hollywood men like Jerry Springer or Enrique Iglesias.

Now when Viagra and the other blue pills were making headlines, I was impressed by the admission of good old Bob Dole. There was a man who happier than a horny fly on a very seductive pile of poop. But beyond Bob's personal revitalization (thanks to that very same blue pill), I don't want to spend another thirty minutes with my wife listening to the sexual confessions of Paul McCartney or Rush Limbaugh. Someone invented hockey television broadcasts so that we wouldn't have to be subjected to such topics.