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Home  Canadian Stories You Are Probably A Good Canadian If...
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- You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
- The mosquitos have landing lights
- You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car
- You have ten favorite recipes for moose meat
- Canadian Tire Stores on any Saturday are busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground
- You take your kids trick-or-treating on Halloween in a blizzard
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel 'nightie' with only 8 buttons
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun
- Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof
- You think the start of deer season is a national holiday
- You head south to go to your cottage
- You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper
- The major church fund-raiser isn't bingo, it's sausage making
- You find -40C a little chilly
- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze
- You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and your Sorel snowboots.
- You can play road hockey on skates
- You know 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and road construction
- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus
- You understand the Labatt Blue Beer commercials
- 'Hockey Night in Canada' is more sacred than church
- you actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends
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